Notice for Eviction

 Dearest Blaine,

    My sweet little boy, it is the eve of the 37th week in which you have in habited mommy's belly. You legally have the rights to 3 more weeks on the inside. However, after all the kicks to the ribs, squished, scrunched and bunched inners, bladder jabs, cervix grinds and not to mention the inverted alien belly button, in which you have either given to me or caused over the 9 months we have been together, I am issuing you a notice of eviction. You have 1 week left to beat me up from the inside, 1 week to push on my bladder and make me want to pee my pants, 1 week to enjoy the muffled yells and screams that come from your older sister and brother, and 1 week left until you have no choice but leave your current residence!!! The first of October is an excellent day to move on out into the real world. I promise that once you get here, you will see that the outside world isnt that bad. You get to wear tons of cute clothes, in which you will get poop on more then once. You will get to be snuggled in super cute blankies and even some made just for you by Nana Rhonda. You will get to see Daddy, big sister Ellie, big brother Garrett, aunts, uncles, nanas and papas and most of all, your mommy! We may even have a party to celebrate you. Yes, your first party!! Oh and the best part, you will get Mommy juice! Its like liquid gold and will help you grow to be a big boy and be able to beat up on your sister and brother. So what are you waiting for?? Come on out and join us! We look forward to getting to cuddle, kiss and love on you.

Love,
Mommy

P.S. Please do not put up a fight on your way out, be nice to me :)